The normally staid Central News Agency (via the geographically-challenged Taiwan-based China Post ) dons its studded leather choker and plaid bondage pants to bring us a report on the controversy brewing within Taiwan's rock community over whether or not to it should invite the government to completely fuck up help coordinate the country's independent rock festivals. Satanic Cookie Monster-voiced front man for Cthonic (閃靈樂團) Freddy Lin (who founded the Formoz Festival) hits the nail right on the head: